Mornaphobe
a person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it.
guy: hey, wake up already, it’s 2 in the afternoon already.
girl: good!
guy: whadya mean? you got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert!
girl: i know, but i had to, it’s not good for my mornaphobia. there’s really no cure.
guy: oh, you’re a mornaphobe. so is my mom.
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