a person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it.
guy: hey, wake up already, it’s 2 in the afternoon already.
guy: whadya mean? you got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert!
girl: i know, but i had to, it’s not good for my mornaphobia. there’s really no cure.
guy: oh, you’re a mornaphobe. so is my mom.
a term used to describe a very attractive female of the mormon (lds) faith. i saw a lot of blonde mormettes at brigham young university.
known strictly in the mormon community as a the s-xual act of slapping the male s-x organ through the pants and running out of the room full of guilt and curiosity. boy: did seth just get a mormjob!? girl: no, but nick sure did! look how she ran out of the room!
a word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. can be shortened to eence for similar effect dude, i was so shmeenced last night! oh hi shmeence that girl has got such a shmeence face bet […]
- shmig dick
the morning-after effects on one’s p-n-s after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your p-n-s falling off yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig d-ck!
verb; to consumate, f-ck, have s-x. “yeah, we shmooshed last night.” -ronnie from jersey sh-r- to smooth over let me just shmoosh your hair over verb — to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty “i am going to shmoosh you like you’ve never been shmooshed before!”