morning crumpet
an early morning dump. that first pinch of the day. may be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
i’m so regular. as soon as i get out of bed i pinch my morning crumpet.
i woke rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. she loved it. she loves an english breakfast.
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