Morning Guilt


feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. morning guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next east stroudsburg university weekend.
“hey man do you have morning guilt?”
– “yeah”
“do you want to start drinking again?”
– “yeah”

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