morning mahogany
(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarr-ssing morning wood. makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.
morning mahogany
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
when you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants
girlfriend: when i woke up this morning i saw you lying down with your d-ck out to the sky
boyfriend: sorry about that, i had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
girlfriend: don’t worry, i didn’t mind 😉
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