Morongo Valley


a small town with a population of about 3000. but, seeing that there are only about 1000 houses, i have no idea how 3000 people live there. oh yea, it’s also a tweaker get-away location.

north of palm springs; south of yucca valley
jake: i need my fix dude. know where i could get it?

dave: yea bro. come up to morongo valley. i can hook up you.

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