Mort
anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. often excluded from society.
“look at harry, he looks like such a mort”
also can be referred to as a withered like tree.
an unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of mortdale, nsw, australia.
“look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won’t he wash it off? what a f-cking mort!”
a creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down new york city.
s-ssy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. she likes to win trifectas.
she didn’t stop talking the whole time. she’s such a morts
an annoying/stupid person. orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.
short for mormon. used among black people to insult anybody.
used by black people because mormons are racists sons of b-tches. anyone can use it though.
“did you hear what he just said?!?”
“yeah, f-ckin mort”
“psh…. mormon”
a friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
holy sh-t randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. your such a f-cking mort!
1. (noun) a degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) an individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circ-mstances.
1. did you get your ossd yet, or are you still a mort?
2. that mort can’t even spell his name.
3. (a) that guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) he lives all mort by himself, in a sh-thole apartment.
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