mortar

to “sit on a mortar” is to suffer the consequences of a ‘dirty bomb’ detonation.
“unfortunately your highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea.”
an early type of one-or-two-man artillery that could be easily moved from place to place. it fired small explosives at short ranges to take out enemy positions, often before the main troops attacked. it was found commonly during world war ii.
the soldier used a mortar to blast the n-z-s.
any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.
80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.
verb. act of payback or retribution involving the hunting down of a rapist. a group of guys abduct the attacker and take him to an undisclosed location. they cut his p-n-s off and force it up his r-ct-m by manual or mechanical means such as a broomstick. upon insertion each guy takes turns “breach loading” him, i.e; kicking him in the -ss several times. see: breaching or 105ing. (one oh-fiving)
jenn got raped by this guy in her algebra cl-ss and her boyfriend had found out. he and the posse apprehended the attacker after school then proceeded to mortar his -ss in the schoolyard.
someone whose basketball shot is similar to a mortar cannon, c-cked back hard and very flat.
look at that mortars shot! its horrible.
when a women farts and it is very loud and smelly
did you hear that?
yeah, that b-tch let out a mortar.
adj. used to describe a very hot day.
the opposite of brick (i.e. it’s f-cking brick outside!)
it’s so f-cking mortar outside right now you could boil v-g-n- juice.