Morto


short for mortified. to be very very embar-ssed. commonly used in ireland, more specifically dublin.
yah she was totes morto!
man of great “druid magic”. one who can control the forces of nature at his own will. but is pr-ne to racism toward mexicans and african americans, and also plays modern games on the atari.
that mortos can make trees walk and dance, but cannot afford a modern gaming system.

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