mosab
a h-m-s-xual speices whom loves to partake in the consumption of g-y.however his soft skin is rumor to heal any disease in the land. an elusive being a mosab is rarely seen out of its natural habitat,if seen approach with caution as its power is unfathomable by any mere mortal.
male 1: i saw a mosab today.
male 2:wow no way!!! did he heal your leg?
male 1:no i was frozen by his sheer benevolence…
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