Mount Saint Blumpkin
an overhaul to the traditional blumpkin, in which the receiver of the oral s-x is performing an upper-decker (sh-tting in the tank of the toilet). while the other partic-p-ting member is straddling the toilets lower bowl a.c. slater style, taking a sh-t while servicing the other.
she promised to give me a mount saint blumpkin if i agreed to watch twilight.
i’ve been watching a lot of “saved by the bell” lately, it’s really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.
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