Mountain Climber
when you take a sh-t, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your -sshole.
my sh-t was a mountain climber
when one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. the mountain climber then grabs the guy’s dong and pulls like he’s grabbing a rope to make his way up mt. everest. the guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.
me and my buddy saw cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.
an individual who tries to get ahead in life by performing difficult and self-depricating tasks, but often to no avail.
you would’ve thought jill could’ve gotten that job given all the d-ck she sucks. what a mountain climber.
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