mouse boogers


compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. one must usually scr-pe the material off the rollers with one’s fingernail.
hold on, my pointer’s jumping all over the place… i’ve got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

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