when you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it’s so hilarious it’s good. can only happen in dramatic korean life.
me and my boyfriend had mousetrap s-x last night, it was hilarious!
when someone does not cl-ssify as a girl or boy, they are just a joey. friend 1: hey look at that boy. friend 2: um, that’s not a boy, that’s joey. friend 1: oh right. he’s joeys-xual.
- brown cheerio
-sshole let her take a shot out of your brown cheerio
(adj) only partly in existence; imperfectly formed his suggestions were vague and inchoate. they weren’t taken into consideration
a tornado full of angry bears that hit the ground running searching for humans to mangle. typically found in northern canada “dude a bearly survived that bearnado in bc earlier today.”
- micro squirrel
a very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person. she bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.