what happens when you walk into a movie theater and huddle around your accomplices trying to find a seat by the entrance of the theater
those guys where in a movie huddle trying to find seats to the new movie
guy one “where should we sit”
guy two “i’m not sure”
after the huddle
guy one “lets just sit there”
- Movie Pole
having s-x during a movie. let’s have a little movie pole after skywalker gets his hand lopped off.
- Mud Boot
imaginary, or not so imaginary, sheath placed on p-n-s before performing -n-l s-x. i went out with susan last night. she had me slip on my mud boot and poke fun at her brown eye.
- mud squeegee
when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee
- muff crust
the stuff on an std riddled v-g-n-. usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, b-mps, the works… i was gonna f-ck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in dry m-ff crust. she prolly had clap or someting.
a m-fflestein is a woman with a m-ff (v-g-n-) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. she is well past the point of being a simple “m-ffy” and most likely has a hairy -sshole as well. random #1: that girl’s a m-ff. random #2: no, […]