Mr. Hat
the hand-puppet belonging to h-m-s-xual/transs-xual/h-m-s-xual again south park school teacher herbert garrison.
mr. garrison has often used the doll as an expression of his own repressed feelings or beliefs, including h-m-s-xuality while he was still closeted and his racist leanings when mr. hat was a member of the kkk. more commonly he is used as a teacher’s aid via ventriloquism.
due to garrison’s southern drawl, he pr-nounces the name as “mister hay-ut”.
kyle: mr. garrison, seriously, i have to go. can i please be excused from cl-ss?
mr. garrison: i don’t know, kyle. did you ask mr. hat?
kyle: i don’t want to ask mr. hat, i’m asking you!
mr. garrison: oh i think you should ask mr. hat.
kyle: mr. hat, may i please be excused from cl-ss?
mr. hat: well, kyle. no!! you hear me?! you go to h-ll! you go to h-ll and you die!
3 more definitions
he who has come a long way. he sleeps in the hatcropolis and can also be found playing catch while using california style
ooh mr. hat! we love you!
the most f-cking pwnage you could ever fit into one name. usually spotted haxxing websites or raping toddlers.
why cant i log into my account?
“mr. hat” was here again.
a drug dealer working above the nickel and dime level, and typically keeps his buisness quiet.
hey n-gg-r, i got the bomb connect…
“who?”
well, let’s just say his name is mr hat, he prefers to stay annonomous.
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