Mr. Stanley
1. a crazy math teacher who abandons his students in the middle of the year to hike in the mountains.
2. any man who pr-nounces “roof” as “ruff.”
1. “where’s mr. stanley?”
“probably hiking the mountains.”
2. dude, that man can’t speak. he is such a mr. stanley.
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