Mr. Teas


a sasquatch science teacher. also known to be a push over. also talks in a hilarious manner. he also owns a hamster. also gives detentions to students for no reason. he is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.
dam dude my f-cking science teacher is such a mr. teas!!!
man i hope this year my science teacher isn’t a mr. teas!!

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