Mucus plug
sticking your finger in someone else’s runny nose!
kevin did a mucus plug on jeff because he has krtinich and it made his nose run!
a small m-ss of cervical mucus formed during pregnancy of a biological female. it is found at the cervical opening (if you finger-bang a chick deep enough, that “kn-bby” feeling thing in there) to prevent external and v-g-n-l pathogens entering the womb during gestation (via the cervix of course, the baby head can still get zika-ed.) it also keeps your j-zz from getting all over the fœtus when you plow a pregnant chick, so no pedo.
near the end of term, the plug will dislodge and exit: typically shortly before or after her water breaks (if it’s not induced or whatevs.) this is called the “show” or “bl–dy show,” and basically looks like her sn-tch sneezed (a c-nt-achoo if you will.) some v-g-n-l trauma, really rough pounding, or prolonged coitus involving a mandingo can dislodge the p-ssy-booger earlier than nature intends, but another will form to replace it eventually; extra care must be taken to not introduce additional opportunistic bacteria or pathogens until this happens (so no atv intercourse if possible, or f-cking any filthy, swamp d-ck-ed truckers.)
remember men and/or lesbians! it’s absolutely fine to rail a preggo, they get sloppy-wetter than usual, you can drop as many loads as you want, and her vajayjay gets real crowded during those last few months; feels great! just when that mucus plug comes out, be ready to beat off for several weeks after…
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