mud for my turtle


getting laid
after the drive in we went to a park and i got laid in the front seat of my car. my first love, circa 1960. got some my mud for my turtle
having s-x, f-cking, getting p-ssy
me: “so whats been going on with you?”

my grandfather: “oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle”

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