mudd helmet
the small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your p-n-s after -n-l s-x, resembling a small mudd helmet
dude, i f-ckin love -n-l, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!
a thick condom you use while engaging in -n-l s-x!
im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause im gonna go hit up delia’s -ss caverns
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