Mudshit
the act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. upon executing a mudsh-t, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. typically, the mudsh-t remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.
unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudsh-t arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.
“dude, my housemate pulled another mudsh-t!”
“don’t cover the bowl with mudsh-ts!”
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