muff diver
to suck p-ssy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. when a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman’s hairy or bald p-ssy and licks her cl-t with random sucking here and there. a good m-ff diver knows to focus on the cl-t and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. licking the v-g-n-l opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. you can take it a step further and lick the -sshole to complete the mission.
that m-ff diver sucked my p-ssy so good i was climbing the wall.
the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue
james was always m-ff diving on jo
one who gives oral s-x to a v-g-n-. generally female.
syn: lesbian, dyk-, etc
that chick so butch, i betchu she a d-mn m-ffdiver
a man or woman who enjoys performing oral s-x on a woman.
portia de rossi is an infamous m-ff diver.
one who gives oral s-x to women.
man, last night was great. he was an excellent m-ff diver.
to dive into a womans m-ff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.
i dived some m-ff last night, word.
the act of:
1) licking carpet
2) chowing down on box
3) licking her other lips
ref: south park
“to be a lesbian i gotta chow down on this box”
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