muff melter

after a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. you ruffied her and she guided you to her place. she’s laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. you turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area…then stick the burning hot melter in her p-ssy. m-ff melter.
“hey man, you burn that p-ssy the other night?”
“yeah man,m-ff melter”
“she suffer 3rd or 5th degree?”

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