Muff Muffs


female equivalent of the male “w-lly warmer”. keeps the vagine from frosting over. can be worn at ice rinks and on christmas day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
crickey darling, i’m shrinking up inside myself it’s so cold down there. you should have worn your m-ff m-ffs!
a short mexican that makes m-ffins yo!
m-ff m-ff is always coming around with his burnt m-ffins
the nickname for a user on gaia online. he’s not well known (or important for that matter), but he’s an awesome fella’.
he likes music.
oh yeah, and pokemon, fools.
“m-ff m-ff is teh secks!”

“m-ff m-ff is dandy.”

“let’s all shoot m-ff m-ff!”

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