muffed
another use for f-cked up
d-mn your -ss got m-ffed up
verb (past tense): to lightly or forcefully push the back of someone’s head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
that b-tch just m-ffed me.
when one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
your life got m-ffed
you made so many m-ffed out decisions last night
you wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prost-tute . . . . you’ve been m-ffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being m-ffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been m-ffed.
to high five someone’s face aggressively
d-mn! he just m-ffed the bartender!
to expose one’s m-ff, as in a v-g-n-l flashing.
i m-ffed the sprinkler man when i accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
another word for f-cked.
“i broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style.”
“dude, that’s m-ffed”.
when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
broski why does this chair smell like -ss???
oh elaine m-ffed…
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