Muffin Juice


the new slang for v-g-n-l secretion.
kevin: dude what happened?

jimmy: i was going down on her and her m-ffin juice got all over my shirt!
the ultimate hybrid of m-ffins and orange juice.
one day the m-ffin man was taking a p–p and he came upon m-ffin juice.

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