Mufflebush
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
when you’re going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she’s about to get your d-ck and then you ambush her m-ffle (stick it in)
bro i m-fflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming
“bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom”
“nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to mult-task, i m-fflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming”
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