mufken


when some one has a crazy good nap or aka (power nap) occasionally lasting over a hour long. mufken naps are the best naps, they are the naps that u wake up and instantly want to do gradge karate!

think u just took a mufken nap?

did it last over a hour ?

was the nap on a friday?

was the nap on a couch?

did u have thoughts u did meth last night?

if all answered yes then u just took a mufken nap!
dude i just took a mufken nap!

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