muhana moment
1. when u f-ck up in life but it’s ok at the end
2. u make the dumbest mistake ever and regret ur existence
3. when u forget sh-t but say it anyway
me: sh-t! i forgot to write my name on the test!
friend: d-mn… muhana moment right there….
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