mumbo

a nickname given to children with moms who have extreme body odor
originating from the english way of spelling mom (mum) and the acronym for body odor (b.o. or bo)
x: oh god mumbo but your mom some deodorant or something i can smell her from here!
y: f-ck off mate.
an adjective modifier for the noun “jumbo”.
all i got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty…sounded like bs to me.
a trunk-like object that comes out of a human’s neck, similar to an elephant’s trunk, except extremely long. extremely painful to grow back once detatched. also used at power plants to generate electricity.
guy: “you just stepped on my mumbo and it fell off! owww!” -grows back instantly, a very painful experience-
girl: “i’m sorry! but you should probably buy a mumbo bag.”
guy: “a mumbo bag?! what is that?”
girl: “you wrap up your mumbo and put it in your bag! see, i have one. i got my mumbo bag right after my first detatchment.”
guy: “sweet! well, i need to go take my detatched mumbo to the power plant.”
girl: “ok! well, good to see that your mumbo grew back nicely. bye!”
to speak without clarity.
i listened to bubba mumbo ’bout traffic jams, gettin’ pulled over for speeding and hitting a deer but dammit the pizza weren’t only cold…he ate everthang but the crust.
there were two guys going on a safari in the jungle. they are suddenly surrounded by natives.
native: you tresp-ss land.
the tresp-ssers are taken to the chief.
chief:you tresp-ss on land, now u must make choice, death or mumbo.
trep-ssers: wtf is mumbo?
chief: mumbo is when all men in village have s-x with you.
trep-sser 1: i guess mumbo is better than death, i pick mumbo.
the ritual takes 3 days. tresp-sser 2 sees tresp-sser 1 dying on the floor.
tresp-sser 2: i don’t want that, i pick death.
the chief looks around smiling happily.
chief: death by mumbo!!!!
este pinche bovi no tiene change pa ten so we gave him mumbo.