muppet necking
getting oral s-x from a mupet
jimmy soon noticed that stacy din’t give him just a normal bl-w j-b, she was muppet necking him.
simultaneously giving a handjob and a bl-wj-b, as if you were orally f-cking a puppet.
guy 1: “hey i saw you hooked up with katie last night, anything happen?”
guy 2: “yea, she was muppet necking me all night!”
guy 1: “aww what? d-mn, you got lucky!”
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