muppetfication


the s-xual act of inserting ones hand into anothers r-ct-m far enough to control the muscles that contol the use of the mouth. although this normaly results in death it shoud never be performed on a person who is already dead. always use a glove when performing this act because it can lead to the transmission of std’s. this is more commonly called puppeting and is becoming more common everyday.
person 1: whoa!, what are you doing down there?

person 2: i thought you said you liked muppetfication?
come on, it only hurts alittle at first.

person 1: get you hand away from my r-ct-m.

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