Mushroom headed warrior


in reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male c-ck, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom…magical or not. in refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.
this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior….and so i didnt pay her.

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