Mushroom Taco


a euphemism for the p-n-s – the tip of which resembles a mushroom – entering the v-g-n- – which resembles a taco.
sweet christ that bag of b-tchmeat operating the tilt-a-whirl is so humpable, i want to give her a mushroom taco with sour cream.
an extremely ugly girl that looks like a man
“seriously dude, why are you dating that mushroom taco?”

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