Musket Ball
a m-ssive ball of resin pulled from a marijuana pipe, rolled into a ball and smoked.
dude, charlie hadn’t cleaned his bowl in like 6 months, dude pulled like 3 musket b-lls out.
the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your -sshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the r-ct-m.
“hey craig”, jessica said. “will you musket ball this battery up my lubed -sshole”?
(v)any v-g-n-l penetration while a tampon is present in the v-g-n-l cavity and is tamped down and compressed into a ball against the cervix. (n) the remains in the v-g-n- after the previously defined action is performed. –sometimes leads to toxic shock syndrome.
(v) she was on the rag and left the tampon in so i musketballed her. (n) afterwords i had to help her dig out the musketball, it was delicious.
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