Musni
(moose-knee)
a sudden, painful deflation and retreat of the p-n-s, most commonly during an erection, although there are cases of musnis occurring during flaccid states. when a musni occurs, the p-n-s undergoes painful tingles (as opposed to pleasant tingles, such as when your foot falls asleep), and its actions are quite like those a meerkat’s when it senses danger – it retreats stealthily and silently into its burrow.
also like a meerkat’s retreat, a musni is triggered by extreme bodily pain and/or fear.
duke: i saw my grandma naked when i was 5. i’ve had a musni ever since.
tyreke: did you try luring it out?
duke: it’s sorta scared.
harvey: did someone say musni?
tyreke look what you did harvey! good going, f-cker.
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