Mustache Catch
when a h-m-s-xual man (f-g, h-m-, gay, etc…) is performing oral s-x on another man… now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down… but we all know, that every now and then, -j-c-l-t–ns don’t go exactly where we aim them… thats where the muctache catch comes in… a good gay partner will always have a full mustache on his upper lip… that way, if theres some straggling squirts during -j-c-l-t–n, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue… yummy!
“wow, i’m sure glad steve had the mustache catch in his -rs-nal! if he didn’t we woulda had a huge mess!”
“say what you will about alice, i know she’s not a looker, but she had the best mustache catch ever! i swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!”
“i had an amazing bonding moment with my love, albert last night! he caught my load in his mustache catch, and i licked it off… wow, do i taste good!”
“mmmm, look at hus mustache catch! i bet it could hold a gallon!”
Read Also:
- cold-pizza swag
a person’s left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with. ex: i don’t know what swag is ’cause i’m white, but i think i have some, ’cause i’m with him. and he’s black. and he has swag. so i have his cold-pizza swag. emily: […]
- Cold Y Generation
cl-ssified as the last conscious equipped generation. meaning they kind of got the way the world worked, and it’s not neccessarily a ‘we are the world’ place as many gen y parents and pop culture would have them believe. tend to have a uniqueness about them that needs to be explained. defining trait is that […]
- Mustard Hotdog
the act of thrusting the p-n-s between the folds of an overweight person’s stomach, -j-c-l-t-ng and the consequently vomiting over the member. the addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a mustard and ketchup hotdog. “that fat girl let me do a mustard hotdog on her. it was messy”
- muter
someone who is capable of talking but always seems to choose not to. look at that guy in the corner, what a muter. one who commutes to a college or university. “hey, those muters are totally not as cool as us rezzies.”
- Columbian Limbo
when you take someone’s intestines put them on a pole and see how low you can go with out touching it with knives attached to your head jack: it’s a good thing they didn’t give scarface a columbian limbo.