Mustache March
the most hallowed of traditions of the employees of great lakes airlines. every march, all employees must grow a mustache for the duration of the month. the last day of february is the last day that the upper lip can be shaved. then, during the last week of the month, the annual mustache bash is held and awards for various follicle cultivation achievements are distributed. roots of this tradition are hazy, but most attribute it to a pollock captain and el capitan
i can’t wait for mustache march, i’ve been m-ssaging my lip for months to stimulate the follicles. i’m going to make tom selleck look like a f-cking boy scout.
much like black history month is to african americans, the month of march pays homage to the bold and the mustachioed.
hey rick check it out.
(points to upper lip)
just in time for mustache march.
the cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, mustache march is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. the standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the french mustache and the handlebar mustache are also very nice to see in mustache march.
chuck: “man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood… i hate mustache march”
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