the initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the -n-l sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a m-ssive -ssplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
mash up off “to the max”and “p-ssed off”. i am totesmaxdoff my stepdad killed my gerbil… especially that way!
when your male fupa prevents you from seeing your p-n-s. breasar was unable to p-ss because of his fuclipse
- convo ovo
conversation over “i’m don’t want to hear anymore from you. convo ovo.” conversation over. generally used as a shorthand for ending an annoying or irritating conversation with a difficult or frustrating person. when he started telling me how donald trump would make the best president of all time, it was just convo ovo.
- scotch face
usually when someone’s face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption. look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he’s got total scotch face.
- ray spray
when a looser roommate has a bedroom that smells like the local bar restroom and jerks off in front of the tv in the living room, he leaves his ray spray all over the place. “hey frank, ray left his ray spray all over this stack of gay p-rn- films!”