Mustard Patch
in essence, a mustard patch is the remains of an “aristocratic-style” proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
“wow, jerry. we were so drunk last night that i woke up with a mustard patch and i couldn’t shower ’cause my folks showed up and i was late for work. i spent the whole day apologizing.”
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