muz


1. n slang for someone who rips people off, takes food without asking, asks for a ride all the time, leaves garbage around the house, etc.

2. v to muz; action of muzzing.

3. n way of saying muslim.
1. dan: “hey keenan, you wanna hang out?”
keenan: “yea, but you have to gimme a ride.”
dan: “you f-ckin’ muz.”

2. clint: “carter, i’m gunna grab a sandwich.”
carter: “guy! why are you muzzin’ me?”

3. doug: “did you see that chick in the costume?”
andy: “yea dude, shes a muz.”
big boy with lil package and member of swc,,, they enjoy c-ck sucks and deposits in friends c-ke bottles
you are a muz
a slang name for a muslim.
“the shop is owned by a muz.
to place one’s foot in ones mouth. say the wrong thing at the wrong time to thw wrong person
“so where are your parents this evening?!

“sob they died yesterday”

“oops i just did a muz”
the coolest white fella wit a big dong
jesus
the ultimate highest bootifulist s-x godess in ashmore park!
muz rules all ova s-x god/godess ‘s and is the seifulist! :p

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