My Hair
n.
1. a strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. it’s favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. a thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening
1. bob: hey susie. you look nice today.
susie: oh, thanks. i’d look even better if my hair was behaving.
2. teenage drama queen: i hate my hair! it’s so ugly, and never straightens the right way -tear-
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