an expression used by the male sarcastically after c-mming inside.
moaning by both sides. the guy c-mmed inside. the guy says oh my pipe leaked sarcastically, then abandoning his partner.
- sweaty ben
another name for a gun dealer that is easy confused with a used car salesman or beached whale sweating in the summer sun. often seen selling guns for far great than retail price all while sweating heavily. sweaty ben breathes heavily as he moves from one end of the 5ft table displaying overpriced rifles to […]
the moment social anxiety hits (often during conversation) and you think of all the worst possible outcomes and you can’t stop your thoughts from snowballing leading to a slew of rambling texts or speech making the other person uncomfortable and possibly scaring them away. i didn’t get a text back, and i couldn’t stop; i […]
- abby birkholz
honestly the best person you’ll ever meet. so beautiful. blondish hair, medium build, and sea blue eyes. she hates it when you tell her she’s pretty because she thinks she’s ugly. laughs a lot, her smile is breathtaking, and likes asian jokes. will be nice to you if you’re not weird. d-mn, jonny’s chick is […]
when a man whips out his d-ck and the erection is so large that girls scream and shout “that is so erectrocious.” this word usually pertains to someone who has a huge shlong. the word can be dated back all the way prehistoric times and is meant to relate to the dinosaurs and the m-ssive […]
ultimate c-ck blocker… throws temper tantrums when friends talk to other girls. ruins chances of intercourse for everyone! we were at hudson hudson grille bout to get some -ss, then our friend seifed us.