MY SPLEEN!!!
a cry used when someone strikes you. it doesn’t matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.
freddy: “whoa, that chick is hott!!!”
teddy: “dude, that’s my mom!!!
-punches arm-
freddy: “ah, my spleen!!!”
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