a person who is considered a dingus by acting goofy or awkward and has the minimal intelligence to be be considered a dingus malingus, yet they are super cute and a high school graduate.
“woah whah that chick is such a dingus, she’s reading that book upside down!”
“nah bro thats a mylena dingus pounder”
- a rat c**n
they are a c–n but a rat c–n see the difference is this rat c–n is f-cking r-t-rded and thinks they are cute hey that’s a c–n no that’s she is a rat c–n for being r-t-rded.
a social media app that helps people find friends and love, which also happens to be an alarm clock. “where did you two meet?” “oh, on wakie! i was bignutbuster and she was yehdaddy, and we began chatting.”
- strawberry surprise
the surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating. dude, what happened to your face?”. “strawberry surprise man…….. the act of secretly filling your -n-s with chocolate syrup and plugging your b-tt with a strawberry. when this […]
- lawton houser
a h-m-s-xual who only dates girls to hide that he is g-y. i heard you were g-y, dont be a lawton houser.
- or what
a vague response to questions about your general status. the opposite of chilling. person 1: yo man, you just chillin or what? person 2: well i’m not chilling, so i guess i’m or what. person 1: what do you think that man is doing over there? person 2: oh he’s just or whatting. what bt […]