Mylifeisaverage.com
a website in which people submit ‘average’ stories. similar to fmylife.com, except people on mlia submit everyday funny things that happen. it gives ‘average’ a new meaning.
mylifeisaverage.com story-today, when hanging up my coat in the closet, i realized that it and the coat next to it were facing each other. i put the sleeves up to make the coats hug. mlia.
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