myspace hot
when someone looks hot on mysp-ce but looks like sh-t in real life.
i met up with this girl i met on the mysp-ce but sadly,she was just mysp-ce hot,and was f-ckin ugly in real life.
when a girl/guy looks hot from the small profile pic when you can’t access other pictures because they’re page is private.
dax: duuuuude, that chelsey girl is so mysp-ce hot
dkapps: dude i know, her t-ts look m-ssive
dax: fo sho bra
dkapps: i wonder if shes hot in teh real world
dax: t-ttiezzzz!!!!
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