Myspace Romancer
1. a person who adds randoms on mysp-ce and flirts with them, with no intentions of ever meeting the person.
2. a person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)
1.
“hey, howcome you signed off last night?”
“sorry, this mysp-ce romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!”
2.
mysp-ce romancer online; “heyy babe, you lookin’ v. fine, wanna catch up?”
mysp-ce romancer offline;
“eh hi, umm, -stutter- i was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. -runs off-.”
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