Myspace Status Swap
a terribly crushing scenario that occurs on mysp-ce. it starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of mysp-ce. they usually lurk on their mysp-ce for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. when the day comes when they’re ready they check the other person’s
mysp-ce to see that their mysp-ce relationship status has changed to “in a relationship”
zach: “hey mike, why are you so sad today?”
mike: “the chick i like mysp-ce status swapped me last night”
zach: “ouch”
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